I had to post this because Miner and I have just giggled about it. Tonight when I put Sierra to bed, we read a bedtime story and when it was finished Sierra said, "I have a story to tell you." So, here is Sierra's first story...
One day at lunchtime, there was a moose and a racoon in the garden, and that naughty racoon shot that moose dead. The End.
Maybe I am doing something wrong as a parent...you be the judge.
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Oh was she ever happy...
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision."
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Oh was she ever happy...
Things I never thought I would have to say...
"You can't eat that piece of chicken, it's been in your diaper!"
I actually said this to Lilly and Sierra's Doctor: "How do you get that??? From drinking bum water? From Eating Sand??!!??"
" Are you going throw that junk away, or is it going to bed with you?"
"These are magical flowers, if you pee on them they will disappear!!"
"I can't wait to get home from church so I can drink a diet coke!"
"If you go poop in the potty, I will get you a new hammer!"
"We don't put our toothbrush/hands/suckers/money on our bums and then put it in our mouths..."
"Please stop dipping your bread in your soda pop."
"Remember what Captain Carlos told us today?"
I actually said this to Lilly and Sierra's Doctor: "How do you get that??? From drinking bum water? From Eating Sand??!!??"
" Are you going throw that junk away, or is it going to bed with you?"
"These are magical flowers, if you pee on them they will disappear!!"
"I can't wait to get home from church so I can drink a diet coke!"
"If you go poop in the potty, I will get you a new hammer!"
"We don't put our toothbrush/hands/suckers/money on our bums and then put it in our mouths..."
"Please stop dipping your bread in your soda pop."
"Remember what Captain Carlos told us today?"
Sierra's Quote of the Week
08/31/09: Rah, Rah, Rah, Hannah Montana, Rah, Rah, Rah, Hannah Montana!!!
03/08/09: Do they make little short skis for small girls just like me?
01/14/09: Woah, that's a big poop snake! I'm glad there's no eyes or mouth on that one!
12/17/08: Mom, I love you all the way to the moon and back.
08/06/08: Sierra: What you doing mom?
Me: Plucking my eyebrows.
Sierra: Why you doing that mom?
Me: Because that is what moms do.
Sierra: Oh, you do that when you get old?
Me: (pause)...yup...
07/01/08: I look really good in my swimming suit!
06/24/08: (I had to add this one.)
Sierra: "Mom, is my birthday coming soon?"
Me: "Yes, your birthday is at the end of next month."
Sierra: "Mom, Dad, We need to talk about presents...Me need new bike."
Miner: "Oh, you want a bike for your birthday?"
Sierra: "No, me need motorcycle!"
06/23/08: Mom, Your boobs are just like cows boobs...
06/11/08: When me get old enough, me learn how to drive and me take you for a ride.
5/27/08: (As she is watching a commercial for a Caribbean cruise) "Oh, me want one of those for my birthday!"
5/19/08: "I've been helping my dad. He needs LOTS of help!"
03/08/09: Do they make little short skis for small girls just like me?
01/14/09: Woah, that's a big poop snake! I'm glad there's no eyes or mouth on that one!
12/17/08: Mom, I love you all the way to the moon and back.
08/06/08: Sierra: What you doing mom?
Me: Plucking my eyebrows.
Sierra: Why you doing that mom?
Me: Because that is what moms do.
Sierra: Oh, you do that when you get old?
Me: (pause)...yup...
07/01/08: I look really good in my swimming suit!
06/24/08: (I had to add this one.)
Sierra: "Mom, is my birthday coming soon?"
Me: "Yes, your birthday is at the end of next month."
Sierra: "Mom, Dad, We need to talk about presents...Me need new bike."
Miner: "Oh, you want a bike for your birthday?"
Sierra: "No, me need motorcycle!"
06/23/08: Mom, Your boobs are just like cows boobs...
06/11/08: When me get old enough, me learn how to drive and me take you for a ride.
5/27/08: (As she is watching a commercial for a Caribbean cruise) "Oh, me want one of those for my birthday!"
5/19/08: "I've been helping my dad. He needs LOTS of help!"
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2 comments:
Maybe Tyler told her that story earlier in the day...sounds more like his cup of tea. Other than that, I think that you should lay off the Die Hard movies for a few years. Oh, and sleep with one eye open. I'd hate for Jeff to have to deal with all of your legal dealings so soon after the sign off.
I wouldn't worry too much- sounds like it's right from the mouth of Grandpa Bill.
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